Monitoring in progress

LaborStatus

Because everyone keeps asking anyway.

A parody pregnancy status app. One tap sends the update. Twenty texts stop coming in. Your family stays in the loop without you losing your mind.

Live Monitor
Current Status
Still Pregnant
Baby remains internal.
Labor Prob.
14%
Text Volume
High
Dad Ready
???

By week 39, every phone call feels the same.

Any updates?
Is the baby coming?
Are you in labor?
How are you feeling?
Anything happening?

LaborStatus answers all of them with one tap.

What's inside.

One-tap labor updates

Tell everyone at once. Stop repeating yourself.

Fake telemetry dashboard

Track contraction rumors, grandma refresh rate, and hospital bag readiness.

Relative control center

Mute repeat askers and automate your responses.

Official press briefings

Send funny updates when everybody starts hovering.

Still pregnant?

There is an app for that.

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