Because everyone keeps asking anyway.
A parody pregnancy status app. One tap sends the update. Twenty texts stop coming in. Your family stays in the loop without you losing your mind.
LaborStatus answers all of them with one tap.
Tell everyone at once. Stop repeating yourself.
Track contraction rumors, grandma refresh rate, and hospital bag readiness.
Mute repeat askers and automate your responses.
Send funny updates when everybody starts hovering.